Brian has been married three times, the most recent being a marriage that lasted about a year and ended with his ex-wife, Britney Jan, filing for divorce in late 2020. The story is that he cheated on her, but we have no confirmation of that. There are however, plenty of stories from the first ex-wife about his not so monogamous lifestyle.
So when we found a year old screenshot of Brian’s (or “Bram”) Plenty of Fish dating profile, we were quite amused by it. In the profile, Bram describes himself as “monogamous”, a finance dude with a dadbod and “BDE”. If the last part didn’t make you want to vomit, you have a very strong stomach. Yes…Brian describes himself as having Big 🍆Energy; A more accurate description though would be Big Douche Energy. In response to “Finance Dude”, see our recent post titled “The Illusion of Wealth” about Brian’s finances here. Among other highlights of the profile, Brian claims to be up on all the latest fashion. Judging by the white t-shirt, he clearly knows a thing or two. Have a look at the profile below. Would you swipe right?
Stay safe out there, ladies.

